Bird Accused Of Working For Intelligence Agency Freed

 

Turkey released a bird it accused of working for Israel’s Mossad intelligence agency.

According to local media, the bird was set free following an X-ray examination that determined it was not equipped with a microchip or other bugging device.

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You Think You Are Smart? Then Answer This Question!

A bus driver, you, is out on school run early Friday morning.
Unlike other school days with heavy traffic, 7 kids are in the bus.
At the first bus stop, 5 kids get on, 2 get off. Later 9 get on, 11 get off. And at the last bus stop, 4 get on, none gets off.
How old is the bus driver?

2nd Question:

Can Patience Jonathan Really Describe Amaechi As Her Son?

     

Apologies to Ms Toyin Lawani, who is set to marry a boy that is about 10 years her junior, but can First Lady Patience Jonathan comfortably claim that Governor Rotimi Amaechi is her son?

Satanists Claim To Have Turned Dead Woman Into Lesbian

Members of the Satanic Temple claim to have turned Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps’ mother into a lesbian in the afterlife after performing a ‘pink mass’ at her gravesite.
A group of US Satanists has performed a “pink mass” over the grave of the mother of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, which they say they believe has turned her into a lesbian.

How The Human Face Might Look In 100,000 Years

 

In 100,000 years: The human face is proportioned to the ‘golden ratio,’ though it features unnervingly large eyes. There is green “eye shine” from the tapetum lucidum, and a more pronounced superciliary arch. A sideways blink of the reintroduced plica semilunaris seen in the light gray areas of the eyes, while miniature bone-conduction devices implanted above the ear work with the communications lenses on the eyes.

PHOTOS: 14-Yr Old Boy Bashes Expensive BMW Car In School, Starts Crying After Arrest

A 14-year-old boy was in tears after police arrested him for taking an expensive BMW convertible for a joyride, the crashing it into a parked car outside his school.

According to reports, the car belonged to someone well known to him. He allegedly lost control of the car and ended up crashing into multiple parked cars in his school.

The young boy ended up crying hysterically at the events that occurred, but this was not until he attempted to run from the police who ended up catching him. The police caught up to him at an apartment, and he struggled hard to prevent the cops from cuffing him.

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Why Nigeria Didn’t Appeal Ruling On Bakassi – Jonathan

President Goodluck Jonathan on Sunday explained why Nigeria did not seek a review of the International Court of Justice ruling on the ceding of the Bakassi Peninsula to Cameroon, saying the country had no fresh evidence in the case.



He also said, Nigeria did not proceed with the case in order to protect the interest of its nationals in the Cameroon.

My Mother, Her Life, Her Legacy,..TRIBUTE BY Bola Ahmed TINUBU

My mother, (Maa’mi) Hajia Abibatu Mogaji, has passed. But it is so obvious from the outpouring of emotions across Nigeria and beyond that Mama lives. God blessed her with 96 plus years on earth. But she was not great because of her longevity. For, it is not how long one lives but how well.

 

But Mama used every minute of her sojourn on earth wisely and well. My mother lived a long, fruitful life that benefited all who were fortunate enough to come into contact with her. Everywhere she went and everything she touched, she left better than she found them. She added and never subtracted. She made and never destroyed.

No Elaborate 50th Birthday Party For Me -Gov Fashola

Lagos State governor Babatunde Fashola will turn 50 on June 28th. His aides were planning an elaborate 50th birthday party but he asked them to stop.

He doesn't want to have an elaborate birthday at tax payers expense.

Read what he told City People below:

"By nature I am not a ceremonious person. I don't like all the noise and partying. When I saw all the plans going on for my 50th, I said no.

If this is my day, then those who really love me should

Early Morning Laffs

(1) Since José Mourinho left Chelsea in 2007. Chelsea have won 7 trophies and Arsenal have won 0."
(2) When you scream God's name during sex, I wonder if you're trying to remind Him to punish u later."
(3) The day a Ghost got involved in an accident was the day i stopped watching Nollywood."
(4) What's the relationship between
Rain & PHCN in Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch thing..
(5) Someone walks up to u drinking Ice-Cream and tells u to help him with Transport-fare cos he's Stranded..pls shoot Him!"

Martin Luther King things: “I Have A Dream To Be Nigeria’s President” – Majek Fashek

In a recent interview, raggae star Majek Fashek commented on the sad state of the nation, and stated that he had a dream to lead the country.
Excerpts:

It seems reggae music is going down in Nigeria. Unlike other genres of music, there has not been any new thing in reggae music. So, as a reggae musician, how do you intend to revive it?
Reggae music cannot go down, because reggae music is like a gospel music, we just need the right people to play it, that is it. But, why reggae music is going down is just because we don’t have the right people to play it. In our time, we had competition, Kimono, me, Oritz Wiliki, we had what I can call destructive competition like what they had in juju music then.

REVEALED: How APC plans to win 2015 presidency •Moves to capture Kano, Rivers, Kaduna, others

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REVEALED: How APC plans to win 2015 presidency •Moves to capture Kano, Rivers, Kaduna, others

NEWLY formed opposition political party, the All Progressives Congress (APC) has

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5 things you should know before you are 21....hmmm

Nobody is perfect and nobody knows it all. But life keeps moving and sometimes, things get overwhelming before we can wrap our heads around them happening.

GIVE US ANCELOTTI!!!!!!!!!!!

Real Madrid are standing firm on their intention to hire Carlo Ancelotti to replace Jose Mourinho!

The current Paris Saint-Germain coach has expressed his desire to leave the club, hinting that he craves the Blancos hotseat...OKAY...lets goTHERE